You’re still here after the profile pic and headline!? Cool!

…ok – I’m retired military and stay with them once a week (slightly clarifying the headline).

Intelligence - goooood. If you know the difference between “your” and “you’re,” your off to a good start and you’re AQ (Appealability Quotient - ;)) has automatically doubled.

I’m very healthy. You can do the “horse check” with the tongue depressor if you don’t believe me. Maybe not on the first date, though.

I graduated from the Colorado School for Wayward Boys (some know it as the Air Force Academy) and might still be a little traumatized and occasionally wake up screaming in the middle of the night.

I’m a glass half full type of guy, so when it snows, I make lemonade.

Letter from Shamus, 2nd grade, Sacramento circa 1988:
Deer Mr Aron.
My nam is Shamus and I am in the second grade and our teacher is making us rite to your base. How is being a pilot. I like to saw the jets on the ruway. I have an snake and 2 sisters for a pet. I like to play Atari and shoot snowballs and I hate speling. My sister and mom woold like to meet a nice and hansum and a good looking pilot. Puleeze rite back so I dont get a F. Shamus.

Tend to think WAY outside the box despite never having taken a toke in my life.

I make mistakes, I’m not inflammable.

With a penchant for polysyllabics and sesquipedalianism (don’t worry, it’s legal), I often exclaim “Camelopardalis” in place of the F-word when agitated, excited, annoyed or being chased by hornets. WARNING: This COULD work on your nerves.

A beer, a boat, a jet-ski, some hot-wings, a movie, some snow skis, a football game – just looking for someone to have fun with in a casual relationship. If something more can develop as we get to know each other – GREAT.

You may have guessed a great sense of humor and sarcasm are a big plus. Admittedly, though, malaprop and self-defecating humor may take a little getting used to. If you don’t have these, maybe we can still play catch.

Out and about, I’m not finding people I click with. If you like what you read, you probably “get” me, so send me a wink or a message.

Lastly, I am actuated by categorical discernment of good and evil and reject/ forgo notional meta-ethical relativism. Hopefully, this isn't an issue – lol.

Kauris